This is a public service announcement.
If you find yourself in an unfortunate situation in which you are sad, there are several options that offer breakthrough relief.
Moderate relief: Say "beep bop" to yourself until you are no longer sad.
Stronger relief: say "sneep snop" while holding your nose closed. Repeat until no longer sad.
Strongest OTC relief: say "bubbles" to yourself as angrily as possible.
Hospital strength relief: say in a boyish or girlish nasally voice (without holding your nose) "Yum bubbles!"
For continual relief, whenever you see something delicious, repeat "Yum bubbles!" audibly, to make others around you laugh. This will in turn give you joy for making others happy.
This PSA has been made possible by the Edmond Manchester Foundation.